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Q.  What city in Kansas did Wyatt Earp, Wild Bill Hickok, and Bat Masterson help keep the peace in?   Q. How many years does an annual plant live?   Find out the correct answers Saturday May 17.

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A Texas Cattle Rancher and an Illinois Farmer were debating on who had the biggest spread of land. The Texas Cattle Rancher said, "I'll tell ya what son, my ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup truck and start out at the western entrance to my ranch and drive straight east all dog-gone day and still not reach the eastern entrance to my ranch". The Illinois Farmer scratched his head and spit out his chewin' tobacco and replied, "Ya know......I used to have an old pickup truck just like that".

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