Quotes & The Joke Of The Day
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
---Elayne Boosler
"We did some remodeling, and the workmen had an attitude. The painter came, and I asked, 'Could you fill in some of these holes before you start, please?' He said, 'Lady, I don't spackle, I don't sand. I just paint.' Then the exterminator came in. I said, 'Kill the painter.'"
---Rita Rudner
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